Not really a picture, but.....had to. This made me laugh.
A wife being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text......
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."
He replied........ "I'm taking a shit. What should I do?"
I only had to regift one Xmas gift this year: the boxed 50 Shades trilogy. I have an entire year to think of how to get him back.
LOL, how about getting him a blow up doll for his birthday? You could even blow it up and put it in his front yard, or if you can somehow get into his car, put it in his passenger seat I have other perhaps cruel ideas for that too, lol
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