Lyrics We Love

[TerryE]

Tom T. was quite the storyteller.

[srboone]

I like beer!

[jester05jk]

The Stones had some pretty raunchy stuff for back in the day. Most of it only appears on live bootlegs. There's a schoolboy song that completely outdoes "Star Star".

[Teriw]

You have to listen to the rest of the song, especially the chorus. And I am quite a conservative prude, too, so I find everything dirty.

I read the lyrics to this...theyre VERY tame. You want a filthy song? Gimme a sec...I'll just have to hope Dan doesn't ban me for it. lol. He can always delete it...Heads up to Dan.

[Teriw]

Trina) I want my ass smacked
(Ludacris) Legs wide
(Trina) Front, back
(Ludacris) Side to side
(Trina)Pussy wet
(Ludacris) Slip ‘n’ slide
yup everything gon' be all right

(Trina) ass smacked
(Ludacris) Legs wide
(Trina) Front, back
(Ludacris) Side to side
(Trina) Pussy wet
(Ludacris) Slip ‘n’ slide
yep everything gon' be all right

(Trina)
Wait bitch let me blow my kisses
Get pissed and throw my dishes
yall niggas know just who this is (whoop whoop)
and this head so vicious
with me, this shit gon cost
You short
Then that’s your loss(shit)
you know this sex is soft
make a nigga go to breakin’ off
Tell me that you love me baby
get high and fuck me crazy
get a towel and wipe me off
you want a bitch with no type of flaws
My girls be shopping hard
these hoes buyin cars
in the club buyin’ bars
nipples hard in designer bras
for my niggas who are gettin g's
throw back in the crispy g’s
Moet , cris on freeze
You laugh at the tab cuz it’s on me
Me and Luda in the cuts supreme
Doin’ things just to touch the creme
So many names want to fuck the queen
I’m livin’ life like it’s just a dream

(Trina) I want my ass smacked
(Ludacris) Legs wide
(Trina) Front, back
(Ludacris) Side to side
(Trina) Pussy wet
(Ludacris) Slip ‘n’ slide
yep everything gon' be all right

(Trina) I want my ass smacked
(Ludacris) Legs wide
(Trina) Front, back
(Ludacris) Side to side
(Trina) Pussy wet
(Ludacris) Slip ‘n’ slide
yep everything gon' be all right

(Ludacris)
Get it right ..........Jump
Give me the beat then I’ma make it bump
Tell me what you wanna hear
Damn’ let’s get canned
Trouble with your man?
I’ma pop my trunk
You ain’t seen no tricks like mine
You ain’t seen no flicks like mine
Gonna make ya....next to the subwoofers and my 6 by 9’s
Tell me that you like it raw
Tell me that my dick is...
I might make you famous
And buy you watches by Maurice McCraw
Tell me if it’s new or old
Tell me if it’s hot or cold
Let me know if it’s black and bold
Say, Ludacris, six million sold
See I ain’t got no time for games
I ain’t got no time for lames
How you lovin’ my southern slang?
Ew, E, Walla Walla Bing Bang
So anytime you need me call
When it’s summer, spring, or fall
It doesn’t matter, come one, come all
Either get dropped or drop your drawers

(Trina) I want my ass smacked
(Ludacris) Legs wide
(Trina) Front, back
(Ludacris) Side to side
(Trina) Pussy wet
(Ludacris) Slip ‘n’ slide
yep everything gon' be all right

(Trina) I want my ass smacked
(Ludacris) Legs wide
(Trina) Front, back
(Ludacris) Side to side
(Trina) Pussy wet
(Ludacris) Slip ‘n’ slide
yep everything gon' be all right

(Trina)
Diamond princess
Just mind your business
These rumors are senseless
Your whispers are endless
We livin’ ghetto fab
We spendin’ hella cash
This girl is hella bad
Your choice is trailer trash
Too much taste for whores
You saw me grace the Source
You watched me work the Vibe
Bitches I works for mine
One time for these divas
Two times for these visas
Third time I come on breezin’
The ice just keeps on freezin’
Hold up, I’ma keep it goin’
Back to back, I’m gonna keep on blowin’
Platinum Plaques, keepin it hood
wet sex, keepin’ it good
Look girl, you don’t know my angle
100 thou with a platinum bank roll
My niggaz is slow your roll
pussy power
We in control

(Trina) I want my ass smacked
(Ludacris) Legs wide
(Trina) Front, back
(Ludacris) Side to side
(Trina) Pussy wet
(Ludacris) Slip ‘n’ slide
yep everything gon' be all right

Round 2 motha fuckers!

(Trina)ass smacked
(Ludacris) Legs wide
(Trina) Front, back
(Ludacris) Side to side
(Trina) Pussy wet
(Ludacris) Slip ‘n’ slide
yep everything gon' be all right

(Trina)
That's right, I'm rich
I'm that bitch, that's right
I'm gon show yall how to pimp this shit
I'm fuck ya niggas in the face
The game is mine 2003
Fuck that, fuck all yall haters
Fuck all yall bitches, get a life
You got too much times on your hand
I want yall bitches to get a job
Up ya game, pimp ya game up baby
It's all about me dis time, fuck that
Fuck a dime, I'm a silva dolla holla
Catch me when I come on tour
Fuck yall, I'm out

[srboone]

sigh...kids these days. Rock-n-Roll has always been about f**king. The trick to a great song is to say it with out actually saying it. That's the lyrical artristy of the songs. Anybody can bump and grind vocally to a marginally melodic backbeat. Change the first two letters of the title "Rock around the Clock"; then there's "Great Balls of Fire."

Anyway, I love hearing songs on the radio I haven't listened to in a really long time. Here's one from 1980 that just got done playing.

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way.
I can't wait to look in the mirror
'Cos I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
O Lord it's hard to be humble
But I'm doing the best that I can.

I used to have a girlfriend
But I guess she just couldn't compete
With all of these lovestarved women
Who keep clamouring at my feet.
Well I probably could find me another
But I guess they're all in awe of me
Who cares I never get lonesome
Cause I treasure my own company.

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way.
I can't wait to look in the mirror
'Cos I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
O Lord it's hard to be humble
But I'm doing the best that I can.

I guess you can say I'm a loner
A cowboy outlaw tough and proud
Well I could have lots of friends if I wanted
But then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd
Some folks say that I'm "egotistical"
Hell, I don't even know what that means.
I guess it has something to do with the
Way that I fill out my skintight blue jeans.

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way.
I can't wait to look in the mirror
'Cos I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
O Lord it's hard to be humble
But we're doing the best that we can.

Lord, it's hard to be humble--mac Davis

[Teriw]

I didn't say it was good I said it was filthy. if you don't actually say it its only suggestive, not filthy

[Grant Wootton]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zE7kY6uQHAA

Smut - Skyhooks (1975)

Slip into a cinema and give yourself a treat
Better take a raincoat could be sticky on the seat
Open up you Twisties and open up your fly
Pictures start to flicker as your hand moves down your thigh

If your mother knew what you were doing
She'd probably hang her head and cry
And if she thought that you were whipping the dripping
She'd give you a belt, extract all the teeth of your fly

Munchy Munchy Twisties the shorts are such a drag
Make a little opening in the other end of your bag
Now put your Twisties right down there in your lap
No-one ever guesses whatsit's in the pack

If your mother knew what you were doing...etc.

Ooh la la la la la la la la...etc.

Better get a grip on yourself
You better pull yourself together..

Picture's almost over but still your not quite there
John Wayne pulls his gun out and you wish he'd some to spare
Then they turn the lights on and people start to stare
You find you've got a boot full and your coat's stuck to the chair

If your mother knew what you were doing...etc.

[TerryE]

God, Squire, I haven't heard that little ditty in ages! And now that you've mentioned it, I can't believe I don't have a copy.

"You can blow out a candle
But you can't blow out a fire
Once the flame begins to catch
The wind just takes it higher" - Peter Gabriel, "Biko"

[tweetygirl0606]

"I've got friends in low places....."

[srboone]

We all do ,Tweets; we all do.

[Teriw]

"I've got friends in low places....."

"where the whisky drowns
and the beer chases my blues away,
and i'll be ok"

"I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh, I've got friends in low-ow-ow places"

[TerryE]

"Got on my dead man's suit
And my smilin' skull ring
My lucky graveyard boots
And a song to sing
Got a song to sing
Keep me out of the cold
And I'll meet you further on up the road" - Bruce Springsteen, "Further on Up the Road"

"Got on a dead man suit and smilin' skull ring
Lucky graveyard boots and a song to sing
I keep my heart in my work but trouble's in my head
And I keep my soul in Maria's bed" - Bruce Springsteen, "Maria's Bed"

[Randy D. Rubin]

Sitting on a park bench,
eyeing little girls with bad intent.

Snot running down his nose;
Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes... Hey Aqualung! Jethro Tull, "Aqualung"

Good Morning Terry!

[TerryE]

"Well I was gonna bring you flowers, but I didn't
It's that counts, and I think I'm a bit too broke.
Well there's some change in my ashtray maybe just enough to pay
For a half pint of something, probably make us choke." - Cracker, "Mr. Wrong"

Good Morning (for a Monday)!