NIGHT SHIFT: The Deluxe Special Edition by Stephen King

[HumphreyBear]

Jeff, aren't a big Earthling fan?

[c marvel]

Thomas Jefferson Instagrammed a pic of of his tomb and captioned: "this is how long I've been waiting for Sleeping Beauties! lolz"
Here are some of the comments:
Ben Franklin: "you're such a dick, they're printer went out of business unexpectedly!"
Paul Revere: "*their"
Ben: "Oh my bad! LOOK OUT IT'S A RED COAT!"
Paul: "dick"
Ben: "dick"
Thomas Edison: "I invented everything"
Nicolai Tesla: "F**K YOU"
Elon Musk: "pedo"
Kanye West: "2024"
John Goodman: "You're out of your element."
Roseanne Barr: "I'm not dead."
Me: "I think I forgot my pills again."

The very last line is right. Cap

[Brian861]

Thomas Jefferson Instagrammed a pic of of his tomb and captioned: "this is how long I've been waiting for Sleeping Beauties! lolz"
Here are some of the comments:
Ben Franklin: "you're such a dick, they're printer went out of business unexpectedly!"
Paul Revere: "*their"
Ben: "Oh my bad! LOOK OUT IT'S A RED COAT!"
Paul: "dick"
Ben: "dick"
Thomas Edison: "I invented everything"
Nicolai Tesla: "F**K YOU"
Elon Musk: "pedo"
Kanye West: "2024"
John Goodman: "You're out of your element."
Roseanne Barr: "I'm not dead."
Me: "I think I forgot my pills again."

LMAO!!

[bsaenz24]

Man, I didn't go to a very good school, which is why I always get these mixed up!

Not a problem. That's why we have the internet. To get those facts straight!! LOL!

[Brian James Freeman]

That was George Washington that tweeted out that message while crossing the Delaware river.

Man, I didn't go to a very good school, which is why I always get these mixed up!

[jeffingoff]

Thomas Jefferson Instagrammed a pic of of his tomb and captioned: "this is how long I've been waiting for Sleeping Beauties! lolz"
Here are some of the comments:
Ben Franklin: "you're such a dick, they're printer went out of business unexpectedly!"
Paul Revere: "*their"
Ben: "Oh my bad! LOOK OUT IT'S A RED COAT!"
Paul: "dick"
Ben: "dick"
Thomas Edison: "I invented everything"
Nicolai Tesla: "F**K YOU"
Elon Musk: "pedo"
Kanye West: "2024"
John Goodman: "You're out of your element."
Roseanne Barr: "I'm not dead."
Me: "I think I forgot my pills again."

[bsaenz24]

Wait, I thought Honest Abe was the one who said, "Don't believe everything you read on the Internet."

That was George Washington that tweeted out that message while crossing the Delaware river.

[Brian James Freeman]

I think it was Abraham Lincoln who once said, “You can always find a home, but good luck trying to find a copy of the limited edition of IT for a cheap price!”

Not sure if I have the quote exactly right, but that was the message.

Wait, I thought Honest Abe was the one who said, "Don't believe everything you read on the Internet."

[bsaenz24]

I know. It was a crazy time. I didn't even know who I was for a little bit there. Then Paul showed up and said, "I can fix you." And I spent over $800 on two books.

I think it was Abraham Lincoln who once said, “You can always find a home, but good luck trying to find a copy of the limited edition of IT for a cheap price!”

Not sure if I have the quote exactly right, but that was the message.

[jeffingoff]

Your placing livable home over books. You need to get your priorities straight my friend!

I know. It was a crazy time. I didn't even know who I was for a little bit there. Then Paul showed up and said, "I can fix you." And I spent over $800 on two books.

[Martin]

I actually canceled that order after my kitchen ceiling fell down.

Your placing livable home over books. You need to get your priorities straight my friend!

[jeffingoff]

......and BP's little books.......

Damnit

[jeffingoff]

Don't forget you also joined the grim oak press very recently.

I actually canceled that order after my kitchen ceiling fell down.

[Martin]

You can tell I took the photo because it somehow still managed to look weirdly blurry and almost photoshopped around the title!

If you want to just send it to me I promise to get a great photo! Really I promise, it will be the best photo! You have never have seen a photo that nice!

[Brian James Freeman]

Look what I saw on Twitter! [ATTACH=CONFIG]21077[/ATTACH]

You can tell I took the photo because it somehow still managed to look weirdly blurry and almost photoshopped around the title!