CEMETERY DANCE COLLECTORS CLUB

[jeffingoff]

Anything you want to...........within reason

It got me out of a bind this weekend. For reasons I don't need to go into here, I found myself drunk and dancing in a cemetery after visiting hours. Or before visiting hours. Whichever timepoint was closer. Anyway it was dark. And I was really just throwing my limbs around like one of those cult-minded snake handlers when a light blasted my face and forced my pupils open and made me spill some stout. An angry guy with a Scottish accent growled "An' wat da fook dooo ya fink yar dooooin' har?!"
I might have been drunk, but my brain floated a response to the surface of my frothy brain ocean. I flashed my card and slurred "Ssssokay. I got a lice-sense."
The groundskeeper squinted and grunted something and faded into the darkness. Was he even there? My wife said he wasn't. She said I fell asleep, drunk, watching The Simpsons, mumbling about my "lice-sense to dance."

[Martin]

Honestly, it's just a throw back. Something we didn't tell anyone in the CDCC we were doing for CDCC 10. We did a membership card for the very first CDCC but stopped after, and decided to revist it as a suprise for CDCC 10, since we were doing a bunch of one time special stuff for CDCC 10. I wanted to get them out to everyone sooner, but COVID kinda threw everything off so we pushed them out the door really quick last week.

I enjoyed the surprise. I posted photos of the new card with the CDCC 1 card in my collection thread.

[Dan Hocker]

The chapbook should be coming soon as well. Was supposed to have it a month ago but that got held up because if fell through the cracks at the chapbook printer because our CSR was out with a health issue of some kind and it just got missed by whoever was covering.

[jeffingoff]

It got me out of a bind this weekend. For reasons I don't need to go into here, I found myself drunk and dancing in a cemetery after visiting hours. Or before visiting hours. Whichever timepoint was closer. Anyway it was dark. And I was really just throwing my limbs around like one of those cult-minded snake handlers when a light blasted my face and forced my pupils open and made me spill some stout. An angry guy with a Scottish accent growled "An' wat da fook dooo ya fink yar dooooin' har?!"
I might have been drunk, but my brain floated a response to the surface of my frothy brain ocean. I flashed my card and slurred "Ssssokay. I got a lice-sense."
The groundskeeper squinted and grunted something and faded into the darkness. Was he even there? My wife said he wasn't. She said I fell asleep, drunk, watching The Simpsons, mumbling about my "lice-sense to dance."

SPOILER ALERT--this story is going to be on the next story shirt.

[Marmaduke Grigsby]

SPOILER ALERT--this story is going to be on the next story shirt.

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[Brian861]

SPOILER ALERT--this story is going to be on the next story shirt.

LOL!

[Martin]

SPOILER ALERT--this story is going to be on the next story shirt.

That is unfortunate. I was hoping for a youtube video!

[jeffingoff]

That is unfortunate. I was hoping for a youtube video!

It got taken down.

[Martin]

It got taken down.

Sorry, I did not realize your were nekid at the time.

[jeffingoff]

Sorry, I did not realize your were nekid at the time.

Oh I thought that was obvious and didn't need to be stated.

[Martin]

Have a package coming via USPS and another via UPS from CD today. The USPS item is the next Little book. No shipping notice on the UPS shipment but I believe it is the next Patreon shipment. Then I have the 'Misfit' bag coming next week via FedEx.

[bookworm 1]

Have a package coming via USPS and another via UPS from CD today. The USPS item is the next Little book. No shipping notice on the UPS shipment but I believe it is the next Patreon shipment. Then I have the 'Misfit' bag coming next week via FedEx.

Got my misfit grab bag early this week. I have the next book club book on the way. I finally pulled the trigger on one of those Stephen King grab bags. Just waiting on it to ship.

[Martin]

Got my misfit grab bag early this week. I have the next book club book on the way. I finally pulled the trigger on one of those Stephen King grab bags. Just waiting on it to ship.

Passed on the latest King bag. Would love to know what you get.

[Brian861]

Have a package coming via USPS and another via UPS from CD today. The USPS item is the next Little book. No shipping notice on the UPS shipment but I believe it is the next Patreon shipment. Then I have the 'Misfit' bag coming next week via FedEx.

Received my Patreon package yesterday of the super nice Revival portfolio.

[pumpheel]

Still waiting on my misfit grab bag. UPS says they are still waiting for the package from CD.