"I had a woman come up to me after the show and asked me if I was bi. I studied a little Spanish in high school, but not enough to be bi. But I wanted to seem hip and said 'yeah, I'm bi.' She said, 'great, cause I have some S&M people coming over after the show.' I said, 'Oh great. Spaniards and Mexicans.'" - Steve Martin
"Dance until your feet hurt. Sing until your lungs hurt. Act until you're William Hurt." - Phil Dunphy ("Modern Family"), from Phil's-osophy.
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