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WARNING!!! WARNING!!! DO NOT VIEW THIS SPOILER! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!
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Good choice, Siep! It's scheduled to open in the States on 18 May. But, that's when I rearrange my sock drawer.
(anybody know what movie that's from?)"I'm a vegan. "
---Kirby Bliss Blanton , The Green Inferno (2013)
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Well, I woke up in the mood for a bad movie today, so I trotted off to my local theater for a $5 showing of
The Three Stooges: I never liked these guys as a kid; I thought they were stoopid and annoying. Well, they haven't gotten better with age as this movie proves. That being said, I can't completely dismiss it for a number of reasons: 1)The openning sequences with the trio as kids are pretty good; 2) certain individual scenes have a demented hilariarity to them that transcends the material--for example, a shot of the stooges selling "farm-raised" salmon on a golf course--but these are few and far between; 3) watching these clowns work their tired antics on the cast of "Jersey Shore" was the hightlight of the movie; and 4) immeditatly after the film (before the credits) watching two actors playing the Farrelly Borthers (writers/directors of the film) explain how none of the slapstick was real (there were even credits for them, but they were called Handsome Man #1 & #2.)
But none of this really ads up to an entertaining move, though it would have made a great trailer!
2/5"I'm a vegan. "
---Kirby Bliss Blanton , The Green Inferno (2013)
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