Random thoughts...

[jeffingoff]

That is time you will never get back. (If you can't tell, I found this story a complete waste of time.)

Yeah, the JDATE trilogy isn't for everyone. It's outlandish, immature, and nonsensical (in parts). But I loved it. For me, it hit the sweet spot of horror, humor, and action. But I can totally see how David Wong's style can be polarizing. I take the whole bro-comedy aspect of the trilogy as a way of satirizing the pointlessness of it all--everything. Every institution, structure, and idea of humankind leads to pointless destruction so we might as well laugh as we enter the inferno. I love the protagonist-adjascent character John.

Interesting. This has been on my reading list for awhile, because I really enjoyed the campy "b" movie they made.

If you liked the movie, you'll probably really enjoy the book. I saw the movie and I couldn't imagine how it made any sense to anyone who didn't read the book first. So for you, the book should fill in all the blanks that perhaps you didn't even know were there. Though for anyone who didn't like the movie, you'll probably hate the book--even though it explains what you've watched and therefore is a better experience, the tone is the same.

[Martin]

Yeah, the JDATE trilogy isn't for everyone. It's outlandish, immature, and nonsensical (in parts). But I loved it. For me, it hit the sweet spot of horror, humor, and action. But I can totally see how David Wong's style can be polarizing. I take the whole bro-comedy aspect of the trilogy as a way of satirizing the pointlessness of it all--everything. Every institution, structure, and idea of humankind leads to pointless destruction so we might as well laugh as we enter the inferno. I love the protagonist-adjascent character John.



If you liked the movie, you'll probably really enjoy the book. I saw the movie and I couldn't imagine how it made any sense to anyone who didn't read the book first. So for you, the book should fill in all the blanks that perhaps you didn't even know were there. Though for anyone who didn't like the movie, you'll probably hate the book--even though it explains what you've watched and therefore is a better experience, the tone is the same.

I have never seen the movie or read the sequels. I have devoted more than enough of my life to these characters. I generally enjoy campy and silly humor. This one just did not work for me.

[Sock Monkey]

I saw that David Wong had a new book coming out titled Zoey Punches the Future in the Dick. And so I immediately set about pre-ordering it only to discover that it's a sequel to the Wong book that I've been meaning to read but haven't read yet Futuristic Violence and Fancy Suits. So I immediately set about ordering that one from Amazon in hardcover for just $13. I got it yesterday. It came in a bag. A f**king bag. And the top and bottom edges of the spine were pushed in a little and the dust jacket is wrinkled and bent at those same spots and I thought "That's what you get for buying from some random asshat on Amazon and not going to a store to actually select a fine copy yourself, asshat."

Anyway, I'm hoping someone does more limited editions of Wong's work. My John Dies at the End is lonely on the shelf. Sure, he's with a couple trade editions but they run with different cliques.

That's why I tend "collect" trade editions. I'd be too persnickety. I love trade HC and paperbacks, but those I carry in my car to read on lunch breaks and don't get too upset when they get a little weathered. Sorry to hear that your edition got all beat up. Bags for books should be banned.

[Sock Monkey]

Does anybody know if Sub Press sends out advance emails to previous rights holders for the series they publish? I just stumbled across Dead Astronauts by Vandermeer up for sale on their site and it is open only to rights holders. I did by The Complete Borne through them so I'm good to go, but I don't remember this being announced to rights holders or the public.

[jeffingoff]

Does anybody know if Sub Press sends out advance emails to previous rights holders for the series they publish? I just stumbled across Dead Astronauts by Vandermeer up for sale on their site and it is open only to rights holders. I did by The Complete Borne through them so I'm good to go, but I don't remember this being announced to rights holders or the public.

The email came through just this morning. So very fortuitous that you stumbled on it the same day! You should have gotten an email. Maybe check your spam folder. I also bought Complete Borne direct from them and I got my order in for Dead Astronauts as well.

And for anyone who wants a signed trade edition of DA, there is a local bookstore selling all kinds of VanderMeer books. Here are the details:

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2. How many books you would like included in your order. Additional signed VanderMeer titles are also available for order.
3. The first and last name to whom you would like the book signed. If you would like a generically signed copy (author's signature only), that is also available.
4. The shipping address for your order. The flat shipping rate for 1 copy of DEAD ASTRONAUTS is $3.27 nationwide.

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Tanya

[Martin]

To Jeffingoff,
Release the tapes! Revival, The Stand and the Little Black book is actually three books not two. Seeing your copy of The Stand actually makes me regret passing o that one!

Best,
Martin

[jeffingoff]

To Jeffingoff,
Release the tapes! Revival, The Stand and the Little Black book is actually three books not two. Seeing your copy of The Stand actually makes me regret passing o that one!

Best,
Martin

Dear Martin,

You'll need a subpoena if you ever want to see those tapes! Seriously, let me protect you. They are trash. I literally ran down into the basement with dripping wet boxes to get them out and still create content for my channel. I look panicked and I act panicked and I am panicked.

I only mention and show the Little Book briefly so I didn't think it would bedworth advertising the new little book.

Sorry you passed on The Stand. I remember a lot of collectors were turned off by the artwork. I'm sure you're not alone in those who wish they could redo that decision.

Sincerely,

Jeff

[Martin]

Dear Martin,

You'll need a subpoena if you ever want to see those tapes! Seriously, let me protect you. They are trash. I literally ran down into the basement with dripping wet boxes to get them out and still create content for my channel. I look panicked and I act panicked and I am panicked.

I only mention and show the Little Book briefly so I didn't think it would bedworth advertising the new little book.

Sorry you passed on The Stand. I remember a lot of collectors were turned off by the artwork. I'm sure you're not alone in those who wish they could redo that decision.

Sincerely,

Jeff

Expect a subpoena later in the week. We deserve to see. I never had issue with the art for The Stand, I actually liked it and seeing you copy I like it even more. My issue was the retail for the type of book PS produces. I did not feel I would find value. I may have been wrong on that one.

[Ben Staad]

If you were in a wet t-shirt it may garner some new viewers. Meta words, or however this works, as wet shirt and unveiling.

Dear Martin,

You'll need a subpoena if you ever want to see those tapes! Seriously, let me protect you. They are trash. I literally ran down into the basement with dripping wet boxes to get them out and still create content for my channel. I look panicked and I act panicked and I am panicked.

I only mention and show the Little Book briefly so I didn't think it would bedworth advertising the new little book.

Sorry you passed on The Stand. I remember a lot of collectors were turned off by the artwork. I'm sure you're not alone in those who wish they could redo that decision.

Sincerely,

Jeff

[St. Troy]

I loved Swan Song for the first half. Then it fell apart badly for me. Whenever the time jump happened...

The time jump also took me right out of it, but I did manage to finish it. I never really loved Swan Song, but I think it somewhat redeemed itself in the end (although nothing could make up for the turkey dinner - nothing). Anyone who has enjoyed McCammon should read it.

[jeffingoff]

If you were in a wet t-shirt it may garner some new viewers. Meta words, or however this works, as wet shirt and unveiling.

That's on my members-only channel. $666 a year to join.

[Dan Hocker]

That's on my members-only channel. $666 a year to join.

You mean your "OnlyFans" account?

(I don't know if anyone here is internet savy enough to know what that is / get that joke...)

[Ben Staad]

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You mean your "OnlyFans" account?

(I don't know if anyone here is internet savy enough to know what that is / get that joke...)

[jeffingoff]

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hahahaha me too.

[Brian861]

Ditto.