One of the drawbacks of having nice (Expensive!) books is, at least to me, being afraid to touch them.
Being, *ahem*..."Between jobs" at the moment, I decided to break out some of my nicer books, so I could read them in a controlled environment.
I cracked open a twenty-year-old specially bound signed limited first edition of Neil Gaiman's ANANSI BOYS, which I greatly enjoyed. At one point, I noticed a weird printing error- A large splash of red across the page. Weird. Same on the next page, but bigger, and in a different place. The page after that has a big red splotch. What was up with this?? Well, the freezing weather here had caused my hand and fingertips to just randomly crack open, streaking the pristine book with blood. The book didn't cost much, and I'm sure there are a ton of copies, so it's probably not valuable, but making ANY kind of mark or blemish on a book just kills me. On the plus side, the bloodstains were on pages where a character gets his tongue ripped out, so I can always say it was a special feature of the book. If anyone wants a one-of-one authentic bloodstained copy of the book, hit me up!
Currently, I am CAREFULLY reading the super-nice second edition of Centipede's TOBE HOOPER'S SALEM'S LOT: STUDIES IN THE HORROR FILM. I am, no lie, afraid to touch this book. It weighs a TON, but I cradle it in the palm of one hand when I read it, constantly checking it for any marks or abrasions. This hobby makes madmen of us all......anyone else want to share?
Being, *ahem*..."Between jobs" at the moment, I decided to break out some of my nicer books, so I could read them in a controlled environment.
I cracked open a twenty-year-old specially bound signed limited first edition of Neil Gaiman's ANANSI BOYS, which I greatly enjoyed. At one point, I noticed a weird printing error- A large splash of red across the page. Weird. Same on the next page, but bigger, and in a different place. The page after that has a big red splotch. What was up with this?? Well, the freezing weather here had caused my hand and fingertips to just randomly crack open, streaking the pristine book with blood. The book didn't cost much, and I'm sure there are a ton of copies, so it's probably not valuable, but making ANY kind of mark or blemish on a book just kills me. On the plus side, the bloodstains were on pages where a character gets his tongue ripped out, so I can always say it was a special feature of the book. If anyone wants a one-of-one authentic bloodstained copy of the book, hit me up!
Currently, I am CAREFULLY reading the super-nice second edition of Centipede's TOBE HOOPER'S SALEM'S LOT: STUDIES IN THE HORROR FILM. I am, no lie, afraid to touch this book. It weighs a TON, but I cradle it in the palm of one hand when I read it, constantly checking it for any marks or abrasions. This hobby makes madmen of us all......anyone else want to share?
I suppose if I look closer at my shelves, I have a number of such books, deluxe editions that were bought to shelve rather than read since I had already read the book's contents at an earlier date in a trade edition. But as as a rule, if I buy a deluxe edition that I haven't read before, I'll read it at some point, albeit very carefully.
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