Please allow me to introduce myself...

[peteOcha]

Oh, man, I didn't know this thread existed. Hello to all! Me, I live in West Yorkshire, England, with my wife and 2 year old daughter. You'll note I'm always late for conversations due to the time difference. As a boy I enjoyed pugilism and illustration, cartoons mostly. As a young man, filmmaking and editing, the latter of which I did for 9 years. Now, I'm happy for a silent room and good book. I'm not teaching or studying a MFA. I haven't ’t won any awards for my writing and spend most of my time locked in small room berating myself for not trying harder.

I have three novels done. The first is terrible and the other two have just been sent out to publishers. Wish me luck. One is about a writer who falls in love with a teenager, and the other is about a man who knows he will die before he is 30 years old and so with the help of a woman who likes to masturbate a lot, they induce overdoses in manic depressives to help him overcome his fear of death.

The fourth novel I'm currently writing is called, Dog Mile, which is about a small rural town in Yorkshire that is occupied by the devil. There it rains for five years, people turn into trees and time is of no consequence so people from the turn of the century converse with those from the future.

My short stories have appeared in many journals and anthologies - Some of the places who have accepted my work are, May December, The Wrong Tree Review, Medulla Publishing, Beat the Dust, Dogmatika, Cherry Bleeds, Gold Dust Magazine, Jersey Devil Press and Thieves Jargon. In the summer I will feature alongside Craig Clevenger, Stephen Graham Jones, Brian Evenson, Craig Davidson and Vincent Louis Carrella in the anthology, Warmed and Bound.

I'll also have a zombie story released called Revenge of the Pussy Eaters, and a tale called, Human Tenderloin, about a group of cannibals who enjoy fine dining due to be released in the Fall.

My CD story, 13, is one of only three horror type stories I've written. The other two are The Hole and Heart & Soul published by Colored Chalk.

I’m more magical realism, absurdist and underbelly fiction than I am horror so I’m totally overwhelmed being here. But you all seem like a cool bunch of writers so thanks for not sticking the “kick me” sign on my back just yet.

web: www.craigwallwork.blogspot.com

Great intro and nice to meet you! I'm late on all the threads as I live in Europe as well... Well... not really, for the past few weeks I've been here non stop, except for this weekend as it was my cousins wedding and i've been drinking a bit too much...

[frik51]

I probably need to give it another try.

Nah, not really....

sk

[miki74]

I really like Odd Thomas, too, but when I started Forever Odd, I just couldn't get into it. I probably need to give it another try.

[Craig Wallwork]

Oh, man, I didn't know this thread existed. Hello to all! Me, I live in West Yorkshire, England, with my wife and 2 year old daughter. You'll note I'm always late for conversations due to the time difference. As a boy I enjoyed pugilism and illustration, cartoons mostly. As a young man, filmmaking and editing, the latter of which I did for 9 years. Now, I'm happy for a silent room and good book. I'm not teaching or studying a MFA. I haven't ’t won any awards for my writing and spend most of my time locked in small room berating myself for not trying harder.

I have three novels done. The first is terrible and the other two have just been sent out to publishers. Wish me luck. One is about a writer who falls in love with a teenager, and the other is about a man who knows he will die before he is 30 years old and so with the help of a woman who likes to masturbate a lot, they induce overdoses in manic depressives to help him overcome his fear of death.

The fourth novel I'm currently writing is called, Dog Mile, which is about a small rural town in Yorkshire that is occupied by the devil. There it rains for five years, people turn into trees and time is of no consequence so people from the turn of the century converse with those from the future.

My short stories have appeared in many journals and anthologies - Some of the places who have accepted my work are, May December, The Wrong Tree Review, Medulla Publishing, Beat the Dust, Dogmatika, Cherry Bleeds, Gold Dust Magazine, Jersey Devil Press and Thieves Jargon. In the summer I will feature alongside Craig Clevenger, Stephen Graham Jones, Brian Evenson, Craig Davidson and Vincent Louis Carrella in the anthology, Warmed and Bound.

I'll also have a zombie story released called Revenge of the Pussy Eaters, and a tale called, Human Tenderloin, about a group of cannibals who enjoy fine dining due to be released in the Fall.

My CD story, 13, is one of only three horror type stories I've written. The other two are The Hole and Heart & Soul published by Colored Chalk.

I’m more magical realism, absurdist and underbelly fiction than I am horror so I’m totally overwhelmed being here. But you all seem like a cool bunch of writers so thanks for not sticking the “kick me” sign on my back just yet.

web: www.craigwallwork.blogspot.com

[hamount]

I also agree, and I'm a long time fan. I like all of the Odd series, and Frankenstein 1 and 2 were good. 3 and 4 weren't as good as the rest of the series, I still need to read the last book.

[ozmosis7]

I think Odd Thomas and Frankenstein are his finest works-you shoud probably get those

Agree.

[C.W. LaSart]

I've read all Koontz except the Odd Thomas series, The Good Guy, Frankenstein 4, and Your Heart Belongs to Me. I have everything but Odd Thomas' on my shelves waiting to be read. Don't know why, but never got around to picking them up.

I think Odd Thomas and Frankenstein are his finest works-you should probably get those

[jester05jk]

I've read all Koontz except the Odd Thomas series, The Good Guy, Frankenstein 4, and Your Heart Belongs to Me. I have everything but Odd Thomas' on my shelves waiting to be read. Don't know why, but never got around to picking them up.

[hamount]

If it makes you feel better I never knew there was a movie.

[frik51]

The Funhouse....I only remember the Tobey Hooper film.
Pretty intense.
I never realized Koontz wrote the novelization of the screenply.

sk

[hamount]

House of Thunder was alright, not one of my favorites though. I haven't read the Funhouse.

[jmcraven]

I believe two that I read were The Funhouse (as Owen West) and The House of Thunder (as Leigh Nichols). I think. I can't recall if there was a 3rd for sure.

[hamount]

Yeah, you should. Great book.

[bsaenz24]

Maybe I'll have to get The Husband. I'm pretty sure that's more recent and a good bit after I stopped buying his books.

[hamount]

I agree, the Bad Place wasn't among my favorite titles, but it was still pretty good. Also suggest The Husband, and Cold Fire. I read both of those 8-10 times I loved them so much.