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How bout this:
I was walking through the park last night when I was abducted by aliens. They took me up into their craft, placed me in a big tupper-ware bowl-like cell. They sealed me in, giving me limited air and told me I had to buy 10 or 20 of these t-shirts or submit to one of the test probes. I knew you didn't want me to buy the shirts, but the idea of being probed horrified me! I held out as long as I could, but I bought the tees just before I lost consciousness. They then returned me to the park, scant seconds after they abducted me (though I was in the tupperware bowl for at least 3 deays!) But on the bright side, I feel very "fresh" this morning!
And the dog ate my homework too! Sorry."I'm a vegan. "
---Kirby Bliss Blanton , The Green Inferno (2013)
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Nothing to see here!Ok, I really can't come up with anymore of these stupid things...
- May 2011
- 8808
I like it. Totally believable, now I just need to pull it off without overselling it.Originally posted by srboone View PostHow bout this:
I was walking through the park last night when I was abducted by aliens. They took me up into their craft, placed me in a big tupper-ware bowl-like cell. They sealed me in, giving me limited air and told me I had to buy 10 or 20 of these t-shirts or submit to one of the test probes. I knew you didn't want me to buy the shirts, but the idea of being probed horrified me! I held out as long as I could, but I bought the tees just before I lost consciousness. They then returned me to the park, scant seconds after they abducted me (though I was in the tupperware bowl for at least 3 deays!) But on the bright side, I feel very "fresh" this morning!
And the dog ate my homework too! Sorry.
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Believablility is all in the eyebrows. Jack Nicholson taught me that. If you think no one will believe you, raise one bushy brow, then another in a mesmerizing rhythm. (kinda like the musical tones in Close Encounters). Works like a charm.
Unless this is you:
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Then you've got other problems."I'm a vegan. "
---Kirby Bliss Blanton , The Green Inferno (2013)
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Nothing to see here!Ok, I really can't come up with anymore of these stupid things...
- May 2011
- 8808
That may explain why my wife Knows when I am fibbing.Originally posted by srboone View PostBelievablility is all in the eyebrows. Jack Nicholson taught me that. If you think no one will believe you, raise one bushy brow, then another in a mesmerizing rhythm. (kinda like the musical tones in Close Encounters). Works like a charm.
Unless this is you:
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Then you've got other problems.
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Nothing to see here!Ok, I really can't come up with anymore of these stupid things...
- May 2011
- 8808
Turns out the SOD 1 shirt is the one I still have.
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This is the art on the back of the shirt. The CD logo is on the front.
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Originally posted by srboone View PostAll I did was show you the LINK!!!! You showed yourself the website, Martin!
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