Originally posted by bookworm 1
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1. I can only ever unbox books. I cannot rebox them. Or box them. It's against the traditions of my people.
2. THEREFORE I cannot have a book sent to me to unbox it because I cannot then send said unboxed book to the proper owner forthwith.
3. THEREFORE I would either have to be on the site of the receiving address to perform the unboxing or the recipient would have to travel to me for an unboxing ceremony.
4. I demand payment for these services in Stouts, Signed Limited Editions, or Big Lebowski merchandise.
5. I cannot hear THE MAILMAN referred to as a great book.
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