[INDEXED]The Dark Man by Stephen King

[Tommy]

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I will shave one of these kittens each day you do not tell us what this is

[bookworm 1]

Thank God there is only 4 days left till Tuesday. You would need to find more cats.

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I will shave one of these kittens each day you do not tell us what this is

[Tommy]

Oh, I have plenty more cats but they are full grown and would be harder to shave without a fight

[bookworm 1]

.......

Oh, I have plenty more cats but they are full grown and would be harder to shave without a fight

[subie09lega]

Do cats like Nyquil?

Oh, I have plenty more cats but they are full grown and would be harder to shave without a fight

[bookworm 1]

lol.lol.lol.

Do cats like Nyquil?

[Tommy]

Do cats like Nyquil?

They Love It!

[subie09lega]

Problem solved, calm kitties ready for their summer grooming.

They Love It!

[Brian James Freeman]

Try to catch them when they're sleeping:



(Random pic off the Internet, I do not know the cats in question.)

[subie09lega]

That gave me a really mean idea.

Try to catch them when they're sleeping:

[Brian James Freeman]

Okay, I can confirm:

We have worked with the author before.

Those previous books have sold out very quickly in several cases.

The book is not Joyland.

It is not a book you currently own.

The book is already designed and in production, heading to the printer next week.

The trade editions will be published on July 30th. (Signed editions will most likely ship in August because the traycase turnaround time is running 10 weeks right now and they can't start until we have a dummy book.)

There are no other editions in the works from anyone because it IS an oddity -- not a novel or novella reprint.

We've had a lot of fun putting the book together, but we know some fans will love this book and others will feel "meh" about it because it's not a novel or novella. It's one of those quirky, odd projects that are perfect for a small press.

Oh, and the regular trade edition will be available in US bookstores, but we don't know how many copies they'll have yet.

Does this help?

Brian

[srboone]

Neat! Let me fire up my kitty kibobinator!



You don't have to shave them at all!

[subie09lega]

Just enticingly vague enough to be maddening.

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Okay, I can confirm:
Does this help?

Brian

[subie09lega]

This was along the same lines as my idea. I thought, since they're all together, just throw some Nair on them.
By the way, I am not a crual person and I would never do that. I wouldn't ever try to give them the Nyquil.

Neat! Let me fire up my kitty kibobinator!
You don't have to shave them at all!

[Dan Hocker]

This was along the same lines as my idea. I thought, since they're all together, just throw some Nair on them.
By the way, I am not a crual person and I would never do that. I wouldn't ever try to give them the Nyquil.

Nah why use Nyquil when you can just get them drunk...