[INDEXED]The Dark Man by Stephen King

[Tommy]

Since it's not a novella or novel, I'm guessing it's a comic, but of what?

[bookworm 1]

Okay, I can confirm:

We have worked with the author before.

Those previous books have sold out very quickly in several cases.

The book is not Joyland.

It is not a book you currently own.

The book is already designed and in production, heading to the printer next week.

The trade editions will be published on July 30th. (Signed editions will most likely ship in August because the traycase turnaround time is running 10 weeks right now and they can't start until we have a dummy book.)

There are no other editions in the works from anyone because it IS an oddity -- not a novel or novella reprint.

We've had a lot of fun putting the book together, but we know some fans will love this book and others will feel "meh" about it because it's not a novel or novella. It's one of those quirky, odd projects that are perfect for a small press.

Oh, and the regular trade edition will be available in US bookstores, but we don't know how many copies they'll have yet.

Does this help?

Brian

No
Thanks for confusing me more Do I want it do I don't want it...Well I guess I will find out Tuesday.

[subie09lega]

Certainly, Alf wouldn't care which he gets as long as it contains the kitty.

My original wording was a little more alliteratively risqué; It was originally "pate" instead of "kibob."

[subie09lega]

Schlitz malt liquor!

Nah why use Nyquil when you can just get them drunk...

[srboone]

My original wording was a little more alliteratively risqué; It was originally "pate" instead of "kibob."

[Dan Hocker]

This was along the same lines as my idea. I thought, since they're all together, just throw some Nair on them.
By the way, I am not a crual person and I would never do that. I wouldn't ever try to give them the Nyquil.

Nah why use Nyquil when you can just get them drunk...

[subie09lega]

This was along the same lines as my idea. I thought, since they're all together, just throw some Nair on them.
By the way, I am not a crual person and I would never do that. I wouldn't ever try to give them the Nyquil.

Neat! Let me fire up my kitty kibobinator!
You don't have to shave them at all!

[subie09lega]

Just enticingly vague enough to be maddening.

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Okay, I can confirm:
Does this help?

Brian

[srboone]

Neat! Let me fire up my kitty kibobinator!



You don't have to shave them at all!

[Brian James Freeman]

Okay, I can confirm:

We have worked with the author before.

Those previous books have sold out very quickly in several cases.

The book is not Joyland.

It is not a book you currently own.

The book is already designed and in production, heading to the printer next week.

The trade editions will be published on July 30th. (Signed editions will most likely ship in August because the traycase turnaround time is running 10 weeks right now and they can't start until we have a dummy book.)

There are no other editions in the works from anyone because it IS an oddity -- not a novel or novella reprint.

We've had a lot of fun putting the book together, but we know some fans will love this book and others will feel "meh" about it because it's not a novel or novella. It's one of those quirky, odd projects that are perfect for a small press.

Oh, and the regular trade edition will be available in US bookstores, but we don't know how many copies they'll have yet.

Does this help?

Brian

[subie09lega]

That gave me a really mean idea.

Try to catch them when they're sleeping:

[Brian James Freeman]

Try to catch them when they're sleeping:



(Random pic off the Internet, I do not know the cats in question.)

[subie09lega]

Problem solved, calm kitties ready for their summer grooming.

They Love It!

[Tommy]

Do cats like Nyquil?

They Love It!

[bookworm 1]

lol.lol.lol.

Do cats like Nyquil?