THE ROO

[Splync]

I was writing one called The Pigeon.

Is it a large pigeon? Or just a very aggressive regular-sized pigeon?

[jeffingoff]

Is it a large pigeon? Or just a very aggressive regular-sized pigeon?

It was a regular sized pigeon with evil intent. Like Pearl the pig from Malerman's On This the Day of the Pig--only not a pig, a pigeon. Which is like a pig who has lived an eon. Eon pig. Pig eon. Pigeon.

[Kealan Patrick Burke]

It was a regular sized pigeon with evil intent. Like Pearl the pig from Malerman's On This the Day of the Pig--only not a pig, a pigeon. Which is like a pig who has lived an eon. Eon pig. Pig eon. Pigeon.

There's your back cover copy right there.

[Kealan Patrick Burke]

Man, I really want to write one of these now, haha...

You should! I considered doing THE GROUNDHOG myself. Wrote a few pages before I got too busy to continue. Even had the tagline:

"If The Groundhog sees it's own shadow, you're fucked."

[jeffingoff]

You should! I considered doing THE GROUNDHOG myself. Wrote a few pages before I got too busy to continue. Even had the tagline:

"If The Groundhog sees it's own shadow, you're fucked."

Oh jeebus you must do this! hahahahaha. I still can't get over you owning that bar in Australia.

[Kealan Patrick Burke]

Oh jeebus you must do this! hahahahaha. I still can't get over you owning that bar in Australia.

How do you think I feel? I don't even remember buying it!