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    Ooooh, when did they start making whipped cream flavored vodka? I bet that makes for a nasty-tasting Bloody Mary. What would you call it, I wonder-- Whipped til you bleed Mary (on the rocks comfortably screwed under the beach and against the wall with a twist?)

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    haha! They also make marshmallow and cotton candy, but I like the whipped cream. Makes it taste like a vanilla coke. And my pride as a bartender keeps me from EVER putting it in a bloody mary. But I hear they have bacon and even salmon flavored vodka for different marys. Makes me want to vomit a bit!

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    But I hear they have bacon and even salmon flavored vodka for different marys.
    Both of those are my favorite drinks besides rum and coke! But around here they look at me funny when I ask for one or the other.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ozmosis7 View Post
    Please help me to spread the word. I've released the second volume of These Old Tales through Kindle Select. This one contains two of my favorite short stories. There is a synopsis of the stories on the Amazon page. Also, if you have time to visit the page please like and tag it. Thanks!

    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0072KZ56A

    I'll do it and I'll post this on my forums as well. I have a Nook, are they available for that device??

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    Quote Originally Posted by theenormityofitall View Post
    I'll do it and I'll post this on my forums as well. I have a Nook, are they available for that device??
    Thanks! Volume One should be, here...

    http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/119017

    But, this volume I've entered in the Kindle Select program to see how it compares. It won't be out elsewhere until likely end of April.

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    No problem...it does say I can get it on my Nook. Either buy it or a sample. Hell I'll do it. I decided to sell my original and get the simple touch one and it'll be here on Monday and I'll do it then.
    I'll post it on my forums now...

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    No I'm fine with a traditional Bloody Mary but it absolutely must have the celery stalk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Randy D. Rubin View Post
    No I'm fine with a traditional Bloody Mary but it absolutely must have the celery stalk.
    I need mine super-spicy! I get the tabasco mix and throw in some hot sauce and old bay. Es muy bueno. Scotch and dirty martinis work, too.

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    Hey Ozmo! Welcome back. Yeah spicy is good! Spicy is the variety of life, right?

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    Well, my doctor doesn't think so, but I have to agree. Although, my stomach is starting to disagree in my old age.

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    I just received word my book These Trespasses will be free in its entirety on Amazon Kindle from Friday through Sunday. This will replace the 7 chapter preview issued earlier, so if you've started reading it, you can keep on going this upcoming weekend. Please help spread the word.
    Last edited by ozmosis7; 01-30-2012 at 04:42 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ozmosis7 View Post
    Thanks! Volume One should be, here...

    http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/119017

    But, this volume I've entered in the Kindle Select program to see how it compares. It won't be out elsewhere until likely end of April.
    Hey, I got a new e-reader today and I'll be buying that book of yours....I'm charging it now, I just hope I don't forget lol. Maybe that should be the first one I buy.
    I'll be happy to put a lil momey in your pocket

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    Didn't know where else to put this.



    The Best American Noir of the Century only $1.99 for Kindle RIGHT NOW.

    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B005LVR786

    Today's SPECIAL DEAL. Pick this up, it's great.

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    Once I charge this damn Nook, I can buy some of these ebooks....I think it's possible to do it with a Nook and you don't need a Kindle, at least on the site where the link was posted above.

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    Speedloader.jpg

    Speedloader, with stories by Nigel Bird, Nik Korpon Matthew C Funk WD County Jonathan Woods and myself is FREE! Pick it up while you can.

    http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0056UBJ22/..._u2skpb03TR6NT

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    Purchased and now in line to be read. Thanks!
    Quote Originally Posted by RichardThomas View Post
    Speedloader.jpg

    Speedloader, with stories by Nigel Bird, Nik Korpon Matthew C Funk WD County Jonathan Woods and myself is FREE! Pick it up while you can.

    http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0056UBJ22/..._u2skpb03TR6NT

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    I've got nothing to promote, but I wanted say congratulations to eveyone posting their successes. Keep it up. You are an awesome group of talented people.
    Maybe soon I too might be able to add something.
    -MLD

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    thanks, martin. enjoy.

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    Thanks for the heads-up Richard, it's great to be able to access some of the work that you guys do (particularly when it's free)

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    Selling a book for the Haven Foundation fundariser ... Link



    No rush for payment but if you want a copy please reserve one!

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