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    Ooooh, when did they start making whipped cream flavored vodka? I bet that makes for a nasty-tasting Bloody Mary. What would you call it, I wonder-- Whipped til you bleed Mary (on the rocks comfortably screwed under the beach and against the wall with a twist?)

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      haha! They also make marshmallow and cotton candy, but I like the whipped cream. Makes it taste like a vanilla coke. And my pride as a bartender keeps me from EVER putting it in a bloody mary. But I hear they have bacon and even salmon flavored vodka for different marys. Makes me want to vomit a bit!
      http://www.cwlasart.com/

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        But I hear they have bacon and even salmon flavored vodka for different marys.
        Both of those are my favorite drinks besides rum and coke! But around here they look at me funny when I ask for one or the other.

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          Originally posted by ozmosis7 View Post
          Please help me to spread the word. I've released the second volume of These Old Tales through Kindle Select. This one contains two of my favorite short stories. There is a synopsis of the stories on the Amazon page. Also, if you have time to visit the page please like and tag it. Thanks!

          http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0072KZ56A

          I'll do it and I'll post this on my forums as well. I have a Nook, are they available for that device??

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            Originally posted by theenormityofitall View Post
            I'll do it and I'll post this on my forums as well. I have a Nook, are they available for that device??
            Thanks! Volume One should be, here...

            http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/119017

            But, this volume I've entered in the Kindle Select program to see how it compares. It won't be out elsewhere until likely end of April.
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              No problem...it does say I can get it on my Nook. Either buy it or a sample. Hell I'll do it. I decided to sell my original and get the simple touch one and it'll be here on Monday and I'll do it then.
              I'll post it on my forums now...

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                No I'm fine with a traditional Bloody Mary but it absolutely must have the celery stalk.

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                  Originally posted by Randy D. Rubin View Post
                  No I'm fine with a traditional Bloody Mary but it absolutely must have the celery stalk.
                  I need mine super-spicy! I get the tabasco mix and throw in some hot sauce and old bay. Es muy bueno. Scotch and dirty martinis work, too.
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                    Hey Ozmo! Welcome back. Yeah spicy is good! Spicy is the variety of life, right?

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                      Well, my doctor doesn't think so, but I have to agree. Although, my stomach is starting to disagree in my old age.
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                        I just received word my book These Trespasses will be free in its entirety on Amazon Kindle from Friday through Sunday. This will replace the 7 chapter preview issued earlier, so if you've started reading it, you can keep on going this upcoming weekend. Please help spread the word.
                        Last edited by ozmosis7; 01-30-2012, 05:42 PM.
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                          Originally posted by ozmosis7 View Post
                          Thanks! Volume One should be, here...

                          http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/119017

                          But, this volume I've entered in the Kindle Select program to see how it compares. It won't be out elsewhere until likely end of April.
                          Hey, I got a new e-reader today and I'll be buying that book of yours....I'm charging it now, I just hope I don't forget lol. Maybe that should be the first one I buy.
                          I'll be happy to put a lil momey in your pocket

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                            Didn't know where else to put this.



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                            Today's SPECIAL DEAL. Pick this up, it's great.
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                              Once I charge this damn Nook, I can buy some of these ebooks....I think it's possible to do it with a Nook and you don't need a Kindle, at least on the site where the link was posted above.

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                                Speedloader, with stories by Nigel Bird, Nik Korpon Matthew C Funk WD County Jonathan Woods and myself is FREE! Pick it up while you can.

                                http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0056UBJ22/..._u2skpb03TR6NT
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